Crows. Those big, glossy black birds of the genus Corvus, and especially C. brachyrhynchos of North America are real trouble. They’re known to be thieves, and if your graveyard corpses complain about the constant pecking, then you need a real scarecrow to keep them in line.
Now, I’m not suggesting some happy little scarecrow with red cheeks and a fruity grin. What you need is a scarecrow that, when asked, “how about a little fire?” would shove that burning broom right down the wicked witch’s throat and laugh. I mean, crows are some mean, evil creatures. Just one was enough to take out that poor old lady in “Omen II”, for crying out loud. A flock of them aren’t called a “murder” for nothing….. (More)